Moustache Quotes and Literature (Secondary Sources).

(Pro Moustache!)

"There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion."- Tom Selleck.

"The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches."- Brodsky, Ioseph- Less Than One, 'Flight From Byzantium'.

"every time you shave your moustache, an angel dies", author unknown.

"There are three kinds of man you must never trust: a man who hunts south of the Thames, a man who has soup for lunch; and a man who waxes his moustache."- Sir James Richards.

"I don't think 'staches are respected enough. It's political. It's a political statement."- Brad Pitt.

"a man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar"- english proverb.

"a man without a moustache is like a cat without a tail"- arabic proverb.

"Moustache- A Poem, by Charlie McDonell..."

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How I wish I could grow a moustache, 

so that people would see me as cool.

With a fashionable style, a furry smile,

the ladies would drown in their drool.

Oh I wish I could grow a moustache,

so that people could think me a man.

I would work on a farm, have a rugged charm, 

and probably drive a white van.

I would I could form a moustache, 

maybe people would think I was snappy.

I would keep it in trim, I would go to the gym, 

with some hair on my lip, I'd be happy.

How I long, and long, for a moustache,

so people could think I was smart.

I would hypothesise, that a moustache is wise,

and then show my results, in a chart.

I wish I could own a moustache,

so that people could think me their friend.

with a jolly old tash, I would sure be a shamsh, 

and a man on which you could depend.

But alas, I cannot grow a moustache,

my face is unfavourably bare.

And now I have disclosed, that my lip is exposed,

'til I can, a faske moustache, I wear.

Moustache lullaby- Ryan Muskett

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Hush little mustache, don't say a word

Upper lip hair is very preferred

I love the way you bend and curve when I smile

You keep my face warm and you do it with style

Great men in history had you under their nose

Charlie Chaplin, Ghandi, and Chewbacca, I suppose

You make other guys jealous and ladies swoon

With a mustache you'll be knee-deep in poon

You compliment a beard, but you look good on your own

You make us men look smart and tougher than stone

Mustache, mustache, you are so great

Mustache, mustachem your growth I await.

Moustache Song- by Zach Matt Marett, "To ye moustache"

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To ye moustache,

I grow with

delight, 

You keep my nose warm all

night.

To ye moustache,

I groom all day,

For you make my 

insides feel all

gay.

To ye moustache, 

held by the 

powerful,

That I love, like 

for making them

charitable.

To ye mousatche,

I'll always love

Because for me

you're like a

little bruv.