"I've always wanted a moustache bushy enough to roost a small owl. However, much as I try, all I can muster is sporadic stubble- and not even the cool kind that you can light matches off."- Rob Savage.
"Because I've never grown my facial hair before, I often find myself running my tongue across my top lip just to feel the whiskers brush against the tip of my tongue."- Adam Harris.
"I used to pray to God for a moustache when I was 14. This is not a lie or a joke."- Ross Aston.
"My upper lip is always getting cold in the winter months... the solution? I think we all know that."- Rob Savage.
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